![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter. Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. ![]()
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